
You found our secret page!
Who is Linsey?
We wanted to make something interesting and useful. Screen cleaner/lens cleaner usually works, right? Well, read on.
Swag you say? A tale of woe
Verily, we have fashioned spectacles' cleaners before, and found them most agreeable. Our charter in swag creation: fashion what we ourselves might use, for assuredly, it shall please at least one soul. Yea, we've ventured into this realm afore, and success hath graced our efforts. Behold, Exhibit A to thy left.
Thus spurred by past triumphs, we sought to craft anew, yet with a novel spin.
To thine understanding:
We've forged unique tools and schemes to untangle the knotted puzzles of patent stratagem. Though the art of patents is ancient, we reckon our contributions breathe fresh life into this venerable practice.
We are counsellors of technology's law, lovers of its lore.
Moreover, few are privy to this: Erik, in his quieter hours, taketh up the quilt.
Wherefore then, I mused, why not marry the realms of technic and textile in a manner both novel and enthralling? We merge the familiar with the unforeseen to spawn a creation both new and exhilarating, adorned with a dash of generative AI. We iterate until a striking visage emerges.
We prepared the image for print and dispatched it unto 4Imprint, with whom we've had prior dealings, and all proceeded without hindrance. We have ample time to receive our order ere the event where we wish to distribute these lens cleansers. Gaze upon the image below.
All seemed well, or so we thought. Alas, we erred. A soul at 4Imprint, named Linsey, entangled his former setup with ours, and now we possess a trove of lens cleaners bearing this stranger’s mark at its heart. Time is too scant to reorder.
What to do? We've crafted a secret missive, revealing this tale. Shouldst thou desire a "Linsey-free" lens cleaner, send us thy plea via electronic post at info@richardsonoliver.com, and with joy, we shall dispatch a cleanser devoid of Linsey's mark.
Thus concludes “Swag, a Tale of Woe!”
Kent (With the help of ChatGPT.)
